Vote or Die

It's election time again, a season filled with commercials designed to scare you in to civic duty. Here at the Weiseheimers Blogaverse we have decided to use the technologies at our Disposal to look into the future to see the political ads of tomorrow.

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Canidate 9534-AK6 says she stands for moral values but did you know she has said she supports extending martial rights to non-humans?

Marriage has always been a sacred bond between two humans, but if Canidate 9534-AK6 becomes Senator 9534-AK6 you can count that the once honored institution of marriage will become just another in the long line of victims to the non-human agenda. If we let the Dolphins marry, what's next? Giving men the right to vote, Again?

Remember this Tuesday when you place your DNA Sample on the Ballot, vote for a canidate who believes in a Strong Moral Ameranada. Vote, 785934 mk 1 a vote for common sense.

James Whitney claims to be for stronger immigration laws, but is he?
In 1767 James Whitney's accestors immigrated to this country from England, illegally. Once in this area Whitney's forefather's worked the land as farmers, taking land and resources away from the area's aboriginal occupants.

James Whitney claims to be tough on immigration, but his family came here illegally what else is James Whitney Hiding?

Paid for by the committee to return Connecticut to the Mohegan and by Ashwat Casino, Ashwat has the loosest slots in the northeast and this December you can see the Rolling Stones in concert!

George Jameson is white. Are you ready to let a white guy back in government?

I'm Sayid Al Sufa and I would appreciate your vote for county clerk, because whitey just can't be trusted.

Remember to vote on November 7th, because if you don't they will... and we hate them don't we?