Friday, January 05, 2007

Monty's Look at the Movies

Happily N'Ever After

Stars the voices of Sigourney Weaver and Sarah Michelle Gellar and revolves around an alliance of evil-doers taking over Fairy Tale Land. Only to be toppled by a ragtag band of freadom fighters... it like Red Dawn, but less Swazee-ey



Freedom Writers

Hilary Swank leads this classic story of Teacher meets Class, Teacher inspires class, class overcomes social-economic difficulties, class teaches teacher, audience leaves inspired... its like Red Dawn except instead of the Cuban invading Minnesota, it inner city youth learning to express them selves in a creative writing class.

Home of the Brave

Stars Samuel L. Jackson, 50 Cent, and Jessica Biel. It's about a unit of short-timers in Iraq. After a devistating final assignment in a remote village, the remaining soldiers must try and readjust to life at home. This movie is nothing Like Red Dawn as Sam Jackson is the anti Swazie

Code Name: The Cleaner

A femme fatale convinces an amnesiac janitor played by Cedric the Entertainer that he's a super-agent in the midst of taking down an international arms ring... I am not sure why she would do that... I mean what purpose does that serve and how will that help Swazie push the reds back to the gulf of mexico?



Night at the Museum

Staring Ben Stiller As dim-witted nighttime security guard, his first night at the Museum of Natural History is full of danger and surprises, as the humans and other animals on display come to life, looking for trouble. In other words, like Red Dawn, it teaches valuable lessons about family and modern gurilla warfare.



The Pursuit of Happyness

Will Smith plays a down and out salesman/ rubic's cube phenon in this shot for shot remake of Red Dawn.

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