Sunday, April 22, 2007

Off Roadin': Marv Style

If you are a stalker of mine, and I have many, then you know that I recently turned in my leased Volkswagen New Beetle Convertible. The third and final VW I will have anything to do with. I could, can, and have gone on and on about the woes of ownership (lessorship in the final one's case) of a VW from Olsen VW of Omaha. Crappy car, crappy service, crappy experience on the whole for me. Whatevs.

So I'm out of that frying pan and into the fire of Jeep ownership.

I've recently found out that in the world of 4WD the penis-measuring rivalries are even more irrational than the insane lameness that was driving around the bulbous vagina that was my VeeDub.

I am glad I went with the Jeep rather than some of the more absurd competition.

Take a gander:


If you happen to be a Hummer driver and you read this blog...

um, fuckin' stop it.

Thanks.

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