Here's some samples of what I can offer:
Monologue joke writer:
Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning for refusing to leave a Chicago Walgreens. He was later released when he transformed into a SOBER celebrity
HEY YO!
Soap Writer:
INT
Heatherton Manor, sitting room
JESSICA
Oh Ross, this whole mess is my fault, I never should have interfere with your wedding.
ROSS
Don't you see Jessica, I wanted you to... Before I regained my memories I thought you were just another Grady, out to get me and my family's fortune... but now, no I know that you are the only one I can trust, Not only as my partner on the force, my
Chief of staff at the clinic but also the as the CEO of my publishing empire
WATCH OUT!
What's that you say, Two and a Half Men needs a writer!
INT
The same room they are always in on this effing
show.
CHARLIE
If I wanted that I'd get married!
SOME GIRL
Oh You!
Need some new shows? How about this... The new A-Team, a bunch of ex Blackwater guys protect various minorities from the actual Blackwater! Or uhm what about a show where a fat lose comedian moves to the big city and sex with a lot of total hot chicks... oh and his wife is totally in to, HBO Call ME! Kids Shows I got them! Why don't we laugh and learn with four crazy cheerleaders!
Anyway... I got more where this came from so hey producers call me!
